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1) Sculpt the hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes.

2) Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of Disinfectant, claiming that you know where his hands have been.

3) Challenge Finny to mow the lawn with scissors.

4) While he's taking a shower, burst into his bathroom with a camera and proceed to say in a weird accent "Work it! The camera loves you!" Take pictures and show them to Grell and Mayrin.

5) Tell Sebastian that Grell and Mayrin are fighting over the Sebby porn.

6) Teach everyone in the house Morse Code and have conversations with the others loudly in front of him.

7) Do your best to sneak up behind him and when he gets startled and asks where you came from, begin to explain "Well ya see Sebby, when a Mommy and a Daddy, love each other VEEERRRRYY much! OR When a daddy and a daddy adopt (or a mommy and a mommy)..." Continue until he gets disturbed/feels awkward and tells you to stop.

8) Introduce him to the world of Sebby/Grell yaoi fandom.

9) Read the young master yaoi Sebby/Ciel fanfics for bed time stories.

10) Shave a cat and hand it to him, claiming it's a Christmas present. Works best if it is several months away from December.

11) At dinner, convince Ciel to demand an extra seat, plate of food, and drink for his imaginary friend.

12) Buy him a Chihuahua and train it to bark when ever he says the word "The".

13) Tell Mayrin that Sebastian wants a strip tease.

14) Tell him that Grell wants to be his valentine.

15) Give Grell a Sebastian sex doll!

16) Dress up like Grell and glomp him.

17) Call him "Bassy" or "Sebby".

18) Steal and hide all the forks and knives so that he is forced to use the spoons in combat.

19) Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic utensils.

20) Put a dog treat in his pocket and send a bunch of dogs after him.

21) Dress up as Ciel and "order" him to do the CaramellDansen.

22) Tell the servant's that it is Sebastian's birthday and ask bard to help you make the cake, telling him it's ok to put firecrackers in place of candles.
Ever wonder how to annoy Sebastian Michaelis? WELL, I'm here to help! I hope you enjoy! :3 :iconsebastianplz:
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xXSakuraWolfXx Mar 26, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
7 is cool!gotta try that!haha
xhirarii Mar 13, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I can't wait to use this...
xxTeh-ninja Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
buahahaha good! >:3
NumberOneTsundere Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist

1.) Gladly I Know Just The Perfect Person To Cut Hedges.... That's Perfect Bard, Flamethrowers Work On Everything!
2.) Oh, I Don't Trust You... *Continues To Spray Disinfectant* STAY AWAY!
3.) Okay Who Ever Messes Up The Lawn The Most Wins... Got It Finny!
4.) Grell, Mayrin... I Have A Surprise For You! Man Camera's Are Awesome!
5.) Hey Sebastian, Do You Remember That Porno? It Seems To Intrigue Grell And Mayrin A Lot!
6.) ... . -... .- ... - .. .- -. / .. ... / ... --- / ... - ..- .--. .. -.. (FYI It Says Sebastian Is So Stupid)
7.) Well Sebby, When Two People (Or More) Love Each Other, Like You And I For Example They (Can't Continue Die To Little Children Existing...)

8.) And This Bassy Is What I Like To Call My World... Oh Look, This Picture Of You And Grell Is Really Sexy!

9.) Sebastian: Master Are You Ready To Go To Bed Now, You Seem Tired? Ciel: GET AWAY FROM ME, I KNOW WHAT DIRTY THINGS YOU THINK!!!!!

10.) Me: Merry Christmas! Sebastian: B-But It's July, You Know That, Right? Me: I Shaved Those Cats In Your Closet Hope You Enjoy! :D

11.) Ciel: Sebastian, Please Add A Extra Serving. Sebastian: Oh I'm Honored My Lo- Ciel: Lets Go Sebastian #2! Sebastian: A Second Me? *Cries.*

12.) Sebastian: The- Woof -The *Woof* TheQue- Woof -Your Majesty Requests You Send Her The- Woof -That's It! *Kicks Dog Until It Dies.*

13.) Mayrin: Sebastian! Sebastian: Yes, What Is I-- Ummm... Mayrin? Mayrin: Yeeeees? Sebastian: Why Are You Naked And Staring At Me Like That?

14.) Sebastian: Grell, What Are You Doing Here? Grell: Oh My Bassy! I Always Knew You Loved Me! Shall We Go Out Now... My Dear Valentine.

15.) Grell: No....Way! *Squels* This Should Be So Fun! It's Not As Good As The Real Sebby... *Rape Face* But All The Things I Will Do To This!

16.) *Hug Attacks Sebastian* Me Dressed As Grell: My Bassy! You're Always So Sexy! I Couldn't Pass This Up! Sebastian: WTF!

17.) Me: Sebby, Sebby, Sebby, Bassy, Bassy, Bassy, SEBBY, BASSY!!! Sebastian: WHAT! Me: Hi... *Laughs Gay-Like While Running Away.*

18.) Me: *Steals Knives And Forks* He He He! He'll Never Know!! Tanaka: Ho Ho Ho. Me: YOU SAW NOTHING, YOU HEAR!!!!!

19.) Sebastian: Take This! Enemy: Huh? Was That Supposed To Hurt? Sebastian: Y-Yeah? Checks Utensils, Plastic... F*ck!

20.) Go Forth My Hounds, Go After That Tasty Man! HA HA HA HA HA!

21.) Me Dressed Like Ciel: Ooo Ooo Ooo Woah Oh Woah! Sebastian: Master, It's Already Been Five Hours Can I Stop? Me Dressed Like Ciel: NEVER!!

22.) Me: Happy Birthday! Sebastian: H-huh? Me: Blow Out The Candles! *Stands Back* Sebastian: But This Is Dyna-*INSERT EXPLOSION SOUND!*

xxTeh-ninja Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
omg i died!! XD
NumberOneTsundere Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD That Was A Fun Comment To Make, I Just Felt The Urge To Say What I Thought XD
xxTeh-ninja Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
well i'm glad you did~! XD
NumberOneTsundere Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
xxTeh-ninja Feb 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
no prob~! :3
These are all so funny! XD I may even be inspired enough to create a fanfiction with an OC doing some of these to Sebastion!
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