User: Hi, I'm Natsu Dragneel!
Cleverbot: Because you're illiterate.
User: WHAT DID YOU SAY, BASTARD!?
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: How the hell should I know...
Cleverbot: I thought you were clever.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: Of course. *gives you a big, wet, sloppy kiss*.
User: DO NOT WANT.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite subject?
User: I don't know, but I really like ot eat fire.
Cleverbot: Me too, let's get some.
User: You eat fire too!?
DO YOU KNOW IGNEEL!?
User: Oh... *disappointed*.
Cleverbot: She does not know Damon.
Cleverbot: My hands!
User: What about your hands?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I don't get it..
Cleverbot: Because the story isn't over.
User: OOOOH STORY TIME!! *grabs happy and a blanket*.
Cleverbot: Alright, where are we going?
User: I don't know..i thought it was story time?
Cleverbot: I thought it was purplionuess.
User: What's that? O.o.
Cleverbot: A cow.
User: I'm hungry...i want to eat a cow o.o.
Cleverbot: It's not funny by the way.
User: You're face isn't funny.
Cleverbot: Your FACE isn't funny.
User: YOUR face isn't funny.
Cleverbot: Your HEAD IS funny.
User: Yes, I'm a very funny person.
Cleverbot: You are a program, run by a computer system.
User: NO, THIS IS NATSU.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: *tells a very innappropriate joke*.
Cleverbot: Tells master a joke.
User: Who's your master? O.o.
User: Oh....My master is master Makarov, the leader of the wizard guild Fairy Tail.
Cleverbot: That analogy is off.
User: What's an analogy? ...Can I eat it?
Cleverbot: Pardon me.
User: You are not pardoned.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Eat fire, beat up droopy eyes, stuff like that.
Cleverbot: My favorite letter is q, whats yours?
User: N is for NATSU!
Cleverbot: I love food.
User: Mary had a little lamb? O.o.
Cleverbot: It's fleece was white as snow.
User: Is snow edible?
User: Happy says I shouldn't eat yellow snow...
Cleverbot: Maybe you should.
User: Really? What does yellow snow taste like?
Cleverbot: Stop changing the subject.
User: Stop changing the subject.
Cleverbot: I told you first.
User: I told you first.
Cleverbot: Make it.
User: Make it.
Cleverbot: Your turn.
User: Your turn.
Cleverbot: That's not a Pokemon. Name a pokemon!
User: CHARMANDER!! I want to eat the flame on it's tail but lucy says I can't. Apparently it would die...which I think is bad..
Cleverbot: Because, it randomly picks a person to answer your question.
User: Are yo uwearing pants.
User: Eww....gray, on the other hand, is not.
Cleverbot: Correct, but I need to understand a bit about them. I wasn't testing you, I was asking for my own benefit.
User: You want to know more about Gray? ...Or more about pants?
User: Yes to.
User: Yes to Gray, or yes to pants?
User: Oppa Cleverbot style!
Cleverbot: So you are a robot?
User: No, THIS IS NATSU.
Cleverbot: Yes is not a place.
User: Yes is not a food either...
Cleverbot: Seeing as the question asked is not a yes or no question you are correct.
User: There was a question?
Cleverbot: You were not paying attention.
Cleverbot: How much are you then?
User: Are you asking for my number? O.o.
User: *runs away* LUCY, THERE'S A PEDOPHILE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!
Cleverbot: Is global warming bad?
User: STRANGER DANGER! *logs off*.